What's to come in 2012?

12-31-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about my new EF-50mm/f1.8 for my Canon T3i (EOS 600D) and my plans for 2012.

I'm a crazy person

In this video I act like a crazy person...because I'm a crazy person.

The Friday before Christmas

Twas the Friday before Christmas, and I was at work.

I had just waved and said "Merry Christmas" to Bill Burke.

Everyone was merry, what a sight it was to see.

There was a fruit cake in the break room, and in the lobby a Christmas Tree.
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If you like dubstep, Christmas, and/or lights...

If you like dubstep, Christmas, and/or lights...then you might like these videos.  I'm a huge fan of all of those things, so I love these.  The first video is a dubstep remix of the nutcracker, the second video is a song called "First of the year", and both of them have wonderfully orchestrated Christmas light displays.  (Click "Full Story" to see the videos)

Lindsay Lohan's full Playboy pictorial has leaked! (NSFW)

I've never thought of myself as a big fan of Lindsay Lohan.  That being said, I love the leaked nude photos of her from the Playboy shoot she did.  The artists at playboy somehow removed the trashy crack head look and replaced it with a tender and classy image mimicking Marilyn Monroe.  I'm also not one to normally post nudity on my website...but it is my website after all, and I thought the pics were worth sharing. (make sure to click the "Full Story" link to see all the NSFW pics!)

Decorating Mom's Christmas Tree

12-3-2011 short video of my family decorating my mother's Christmas tree.

What do you do yo prepare for Christmas?

Somebody Decorated

It's that time of year again.  You know the time.  When it's really cold, malls are crowded, and you try to be good so old Saint Nick will be good to you.  Christmas time!  To help us get in the spirit of Christmas, we try to put or our tree and other yule tide trinkets on Thanksgiving night.  This year we were a couple of days late.  But like they say "better late than never." (I just really like using quotes...and parenthesis).

Picture of our living room - Christmas 2011

(2015)Quilt

1,000 babies are born with HIV every day. By 2015, that number can be nearly zero. Add your panel to the (2015)QUILT from (RED) & ONE and let your voice be heard. The beginning of the #endofAIDS starts with you.

I've pledged to fight for the beginning of the end of AIDS by joining the ONE Campaign and inviting a friend.

Click the pic to go to http://www.2015quilt.com

Somebodys Baby (A Short Film of poorly edited random footage)

11-10-2011 short film of poorly edited random footage from the day my son was born (11-7-2011).

He's here!

11-8-2011 update lazy vlog about my son being born! He was born 11-7-2011 and weighted 7lbs 10oz.

Official Wanderlust Trailer - Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, Justin Theroux

My wife and I were lucky enough to be on the set while this movie was being filmed in October of 2010.  It was a thrill to be behind the scenes of a movie, especially since I am a huge fan of Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. The movie is called "Wanderlust" and will be in theaters starting in February of 2012.

A Real Time Machine?!

10-28-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about what I would do if I could travel through time, update you on the status of my wife's pregnancy, and discuss my "no shave November" plans.

Inspector Dubstep

10-22-2011 my first attempt at making a music video. Footage shot with a Canon T3i and edited with Final Cut Pro 7. Please share this video!

#StopBullying

#StopBullying • Hashtag on Twitter and JOIN THE CAUSE!

http://WhatsNext.com is planning a special live conversation about cyber bullying and what we can do to #stopbullying once and for all. They'll be joined by The Trevor Project, The Kind Campaign, Do Something, GLSEN, MTV's A Thin Line Campaign, and US! The DigiTour! As well as your favorite online celebrities, and we hope YOU will as well.

You can start getting involved right now via Twitter and YouTube by sharing photos and videos encouraging people to #stopbullying. It's as simple as holding up a sign that says "#stopbullying" and submitting a response to the question: What's one thing we can do to stop bullying?

Things You Should Never Say to a Lesbian

I did a collaboration with another youtuber (skiddy)...this is what we came up with.

The Walking Dead Dubstep

10-19-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about dubsteb music and watching AMC's The Walking Dead on Netflix.

Porn on Youtube

10-16-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I discuss the Sesame Street Youtube account getting hacked and having porn uploaded to it.

Happy Friday?

So on the way to work this morning, a dog ran out in front of me. I slammed on the breaks, which propelled my lunch (neatly packed in a walmart bag) into the floorboard. The can of orange Crush busted upon impact filling the walmart bag, my floorboard, and my lunch full of citrusy soda. Happy Friday...I hope it's a good one.

Parenting

10-12-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I discuss the facebook user recommended topic of parenting, how I found out about the pregnancy, our parents reactions, and my opinions on a couple common parenting issues.

Nerimon's YouTube Survey 2011

10-7-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I completed Nerimon's Youtube Survey 2011 which I heard about from Dan Brown.

The End of Joe Somebody (daily vlogs)

10-4-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about putting a stop to the daily vlogs and some plans for the future of this channel.

How to Get More Views on Youtube (not)

10-4-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about the apparent lack of interest in my lazy vlogs. Day 8 of the vlog everyday for 30 days challenge.

Fried Oreos?

10-3-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i discuss vlogging in public, my 100th video, fried oreos, and breakfast. Day 6 of the vlog everyday for 30 days challenge.

The Maysville Festival

10-2-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i recap my evening at the annual festival in Maysville, Georgia. Day 6 in the vlog everyday for 30 days challenge.

Vlogging in Public

10-1-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I attend the annual festival in Maysville, GA. I vlog in public for the first time!

Morning is Here!

9-30-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody show which is Day 4 of the vlog daily for 30 days challenge. Today I talk about taking my wife's pregnancy photos myself, a change in plans for the weekend, the upcoming Maysville festival, and how to leave a video response.

Cops hate vlogs!

9-29-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about my P.O. Box, audience interaction, and police watching me vlog while driving.

I've got Whooping Cough?

9-28-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody show in which I talk about vlogging while driving, the whooping cough, and making a video every day for 30 days.

I'm back...sort of

9-27-2011 episode of the Joe Somebody Show in which I just feel like talking to my iphone.

I'll Blog About It

Well since I have this wonderful website that no one visits, I guess I'll take a minute and actually write something. First of all, I know I originally said I would do vlogs while I'm taking a break from youtube, but so far that hasnt happened. It's not because I'm lazy, it's just because I really have been crunched for time. On top of the issues I talked about in this video, I also have had more things come up that require my attention. Someone out there in the land of evil decided it would be a good idea to get my debit card information and withdraw money from my bank account via an ATM in Florida. I've disputed it with my bank, who then wanted me to get a police report filed.

In the city I live in there is usually only one policeman on duty at a time. He never stays at the police station and no one answers the phone, so filing a police report proved to be harder than it sounded.

When I disputed the charge to the bank, they made me turn in my debit card, which is the only form of payment I ever use. I don't have a credit card or checkbook, and I never carry cash. All my transactions online are setup to use my debit car (including the renewal of my domain name, which is now pending). So I find myself completely out of my element having to use cash for everything. My wife sent me a text earlier today that said my new debit card arrived at the house. I'm excited, but feel a little reluctant about relying on the debit card so heavily. That's just the way I've always been.

In any case, I do plan on making at least an update video soon, and I appreciate all the support I have gotten from my viewers while I've been taking this break. This may seem like just a useless rambling...and it is, but I hope it helps you better understand the crap going on right now. If you read this post, you must be a true fan, or at least arrived at this page by accident. Either way, have a good day...and just keep swimming.

The Baby Shower (A Short Film of poorly edited random footage)

8.23.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I show you poorly edited random footage from our baby shower.

Somebody Needs a Break

8.17.2011 episode of the Joe Somebody Show in which I discuss the things going on around me and the face that I need to take a break. I will still try to make vlogs or something and can be contacted on social networking sites linked below. Thanks for your continued support!

Facebook Causes a Violent Riot

8.13.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I dance for getting 700 subscribers, talk about the London riots, two and a half men starting taping with Ashton Kutcher, Sesame Street planning to have Bruno Mars on the show, and the hacking group anonymous announcing that they will take facebook down November 5, 2011.

My Unborn Son

8.8.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about my unborn son and the thoughts in my head during this pregnancy.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Split Up?

8.3.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about being in the King of the Web contest, wanting to be on Buck Factor, Selena Gomez breaks up with Justin Bieber, Amy Winehouse was trying to adopt a child and was engaged, Lady Gaga on the view admitting to drug use, and Larry Flynt (hustler) making an offer to Casey Anthony.

Ben Hughes Shout Out from VidCon

7.30.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I do a hair tutorial, do a dance for getting 600 subscribers, JLO dating P. Diddy, how long you should wait after a breakup before dating, new Oakland Raiders cheerleader is a grandmother (Suzie Sanchez), Amy Winehouse selling more records after her death, Lady Gaga talking about Amy Winehouse, and getting a shout out from Obviously Ben Hughes via a blogtv live stream from VidCon!

Pizza Trolls Banned From Google

7.27.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about not being a celebrity, Google banning Google+ users for using fake/business names, Anders Behring Breivik's attack in Norway, President Obama's speech about the debt ceiling, and vid-con.

Amy Winehouse Murdered?

7.23.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about ordering pizza, earning the privilege to monetize my videos, Pottermore teaming up with Google, Justin Bieber crashing a wedding, standing next to Jennifer Aniston, children killing their parents, Amy Winehouse dead at the age of 27, and revisit the question of vlogs and where to post them.

JLO and Marc Anthony are Divorcing

7.19.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I discuss getting over 500 subscribers, Casey Anthony getting out of jail, Jennifer Lopez (JLO) will divorce Marc Anthony, and Mila Kunis, Justin Timberlake, and Betty White's invites to the Marine Corps Ball.

Spotify in Trouble for Copyright

7.16.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about missing my facial hair, Spotifiy becoming available in the US, a new pill that helps prevent HIV, MORIS Mobile Offender Recognition and Information system, and Lady GaGa getting her youtube account banned.

Cousin Dale for President

7.12.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which Joe's cousin Dale takes over. He tells how to stupid and lazy americans are, the Texas Rangers fan that fell to his death, and South Sudan becoming a country.

Facebook is NOT GUILTY!

7.8.2011 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about The Casey Anthony trial, Facebook's new features, Apple OSX Lion, and Youtube's Cosmic Panda interface.

iJustine Bought Myspace?

7.5.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I sing and dance for my 400th subscriber, talk about Myspace being purchased, Justin Timberlake's involvement with Myspace, My first impressions of Google+, and the FoxNewsPolitics post on twitter about Barack Obama being shot and killed.

The Death of Harry Potter

6.30.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about my birthday, James Joseph "Whitey" Bulger being arrested, Peter Falk's death, Shera Danese looking good, and Pottermore.

Courtney Stodden

6.28.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which in talk about Courtney Stodden getting married at the age of 16 to 51 year old Doug Hutchison. Don't mind the technical difficulties...I've had a hard day, and tomorrow is my birthday!

TSA Changes Child Screening

6.25.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about the TSA's new policy that aims to reduce the intrusive security checks on children, why I'm not going to VidCon, and the BlogTV live show scheduled for tonight.

Annoying Orange Gave Me Final Cut Pro X!

6.23.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about Final Cut Pro X, My upcoming birthday, and my experience with BlogTv.com.

Ryan Dunn Keeps Me From Sleeping

6.21.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about problems sleeping, Melatonin, Vitamin B12, and the Death of 34 year old Ryan Dunn from Jackass.

7 Year Old With a Boob Job?

6.19.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I do a dance for reaching 300 subscribers, give the address to my new PO Box, respond to some video responses, and talke about the "Barbie Mom" giving her 7 year old daughter a coupon for a boob job.

Advertising My Baby

6.16.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about finding out the sex of our baby and how necessary advertisements on TV and web content are.

Selena Gomez is Pregnant?

6.14.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I clarify the situation with Kim Kardashian and Bret Lockett, discuss the rumor that Selena Gomez is pregnant by Justin Bieber, share excitement about my first true video response, and discuss a PO Box.

Weiner Photos!

6.11.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about the Anthony Weiner photos, Kim Kardashian cheating with Bret Lockett, and my itchy eye.

Planking with Snoop Dogg

6.9.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about planking, give planking a try, and talk about a new TV show that Snoop Dogg might be doing.

Couponing Outdoors

6.5.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I spend a little time outdoors, talk about Playstation Network's Welcome Back Program, Try to understand couponing, and talk about Dr. Jack Kevorkian passing away.

Is Sean Kingston Dead?

6.3.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I answer the question "Is Sean Kingston dead?", talk about Sean Kingston's jet-ski accident, Justin Beiber's tweet to Sean Kingston, AND I ramble a little bit.

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (with money)

6.1.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I do a little dance for getting more subscribers, announce the winner of my 200 subscriber contest, and Lady GaGa filing bankruptcy.

Farewell Will Norton

5.29.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about breaking 200 subscribes, a t-shirt giveaway, my experience with The Hangover Part 2, the possibility of lazy vlogs, and the loss of a fellow youtuber named Will Norton.

Scotty McCreery Won!

5.27.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about Scotty McCreery winning American Idol - Season 10, Youtube's 6th birthday, Kim Kardashian's big engagement ring, the possibility of Lazy Vlogs, and The Hangover 2.

Macho Man killed by Pirates?

5.24.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about graduation, Macho Man Randy Savage, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and Bridesmaids.

We Survived the Rapture!

5.21.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about surviving the 2011 rapture.

The 2011 Rapture

5.18.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about Harold Camping and the May 21, 2011 Rapture theory.

The Endeavor Space Shuttle Launch

5.17.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about not having cable, the Endeavor space shuttle launch, and the idea that there could be life in outer space.

Ashton Kutcher is a Manly Man

5.14.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about CBS hiring Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.

Negative Comments on Mother's Day

5.10.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which I talk about the negative attention that I got from the Barack Obama video and Show footage of my crazy family on Mother's Day.

Barack Obama's Birth Certificate is FAKE?!

5.7.2011 episdode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about Barack Obama's birth certificate and the likelyhood that its fake. (as seen on whitehouse.gov)

Osama Bin Laden - Dead

5.4.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about the death of Osama Bin Laden, September 11th, and how I feel about celebrating a death.

Train Interrupts Royal Wedding!

5.2.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about a noisy train, my poster, my blank wall, and the Royal Wedding.

Georgia Tornadoes

4.30.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i talk about my new Canon Rebel T3i DSLR, changes to The Joe Somebody Store, how i got rid of my dog, and the severe weather that swept across the southern united states - including my home state of Georgia.

How do you get rid of a dog?

4.23.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which my computer was in the shop, my Joe Somebody poster arrived, and I try to figure out how to get rid of my dog.

Rebecca Black Smells Like Onions!

4.15.2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i try to get rid of the smell of paint in my office and discuss Rebecca Black's "success."

Painting My Office

4-10-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show in which i paint my office.

Is Charlie Sheen winning?

4-6-2011 episode of The Joe Somebody Show interacting with the viewers and talking about Charlie Sheen. I hope your eyes enjoy this.

The Rut

4-3-2011 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show talking about a technical change to the format of the show and how life can get monotonous. Thanks for watching. Comment, rate, and leave video responses. I love your eyes.

Carnival Fascination Cruise - March 19, 2011 Part 2 - Photo Slideshow

A slideshow of photos from our cruise to the bahamas on the Carnival Fascination on March 19, 2011.  See Part 1 for the video.

Carnival Fascination Cruise - March 19, 2011 Part 1

We took a 5 day cruise on the Carnival Fascination. The ship left from JAXPORT in Jacksonville, FL on March 19, 2011. The original itinerary was to go to Half Moon Cay and then to Nassau. Due to rough seas, we were able to get off the ship and safely tender in to Half Moon Cay. Instead we went on to Nassau as planned and then the captain took us to Freeport for half a day on the way back to Jacksonville!

What's been up?

Hey Somebodys, (Somebodys won in the poll...or should it be Somebodies...)

In case you were wondering, I'm am still alive!  As much as I have enjoyed making videos, I have found myself unable to do so lately.  Things at work are still pretty crazy and it makes me really appreciate my time off.  I got married on January 27th and we're getting ready to leave for a 5 day cruise.  I am planning on taking my camera, so I may vlog and/or make some sort of vacation video while I'm gone and post it on my channel when I get back.  In the mean time you can chat with me via facebook or twitter.

Women cant drive!

1-25-2011 Status of the poll for audience name, met music sensation Corey Smith, man finds $50,000 cash, woman crashes $250,000 car, do nothing for 2 minutes, and man wants refund from hooker.

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Space Rats Biting My Manhood!

1-20-2011 New poll for audience name, Answering Facebook and Twitter Questions, Apollo 11 items for auction, student protests tuition by paying in cash, pigeon smuggling stuff, and man suing prison for rat bite.



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A Live Woolly Mammoth?!

1-18-2011 Joe asks for helping naming the audience, burglars are getting creative, SEGA creates "toylet" toilet, Woolly mammoth might be brought back to life, and Nicki Blue goes live for the very first time.



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Dr Phil Changed the Zodiac Signs

1-15-2011 Snow in 49 states, Dumb thieves forget to cover tracks, Ted "Golden Voice" Williams goes to rehab, Scientist are researching intimate moments in space, and the Zodiac signs change.



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No pants on snow days

1-11-2011 Joe's off work for bad weather, an argument in the comments was reconciles, Ted "Golden Voice" Williams detained by police, no pants subway ride, meteorite for sale, and expensive hamburgers in Las Vegas. Followed by a vlog from Monday 1-10-2011.

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Homeless Man Celebrates Anniversary

1-9-2011 The man with golden voice gets payday, real life superhero, four loko turned to ethanol, and Joe's anniversary.

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Somebody's Killing the Birds

1-6-2011 Minor change to the show, FCC fines for nudity that wasn't nude, birds and fish found dead, play ps3 with me.

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