Demi Lovato Mooned Me

12-20-2010 Joe's Christmas music heard in space, Lunar Eclipse, Demi Lovato's racy photos leaked, the UK moves to ban porn, old woman robs bank -- innocent get-a-way driver, and smoker confused for suicide jumper.



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Santa stole Christmas?

12-18-2010 Checkout Joe's Christmas decorations, talk about Santa Claus, Eat some reindeer, and burglar steals laptop -- brags on Facebook.

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Captain Awesome vs Miley Cyrus

12-13-2010 Bride to be sues fiancé, couple rekindles relationship with Craigslist, Man changes name to something more awesome, and Leave Miley Cyrus alone!

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Old People Do Crazy Things

Tilting your head makes you sexier, woman uses same Christmas Tree since 1928, 25 year foreclosure from Hell, woman bites off husband's tongue, and new Google OS (Chrome OS).

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Queen Elizabeth auctions nude pics

12-6-2010 Joe 2.0 thinks he's a star, Miley Cyrus nude photo debate, Queen Elizabeth II's undies up for Auction, Flag from Custer's Last Stand for sale, New dating site (howaboutwe.com) makes it interesting, and 200 Subscriber giveaway announcement.

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Hiding Meth in Body Fat

2-1-2010 Germany throws more than snowballs, Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction, women caught smuggling merchandise in body fat, and big drug bust in Georgia.

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Willie Nelson Owns the Sun

11-29-2010 Flash Mob in a food court, Willie Nelson caught with drugs, Chinese girls crush rabbits, The Sun has a new owner, a bloody discovery in a hotel, and a liquid breathing diving suit.

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Oprah gave Miley Cyrus 100 cars?

11-23-2010 Joe Somebody hits 100 subscribers, Miley Cyrus turns 18, Oprah gives her audience...everything, and a new communications method proposed for 911.

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Somebody is self-involved

11-21-2010 Joe Somebody may be self-involved, How i got started, Google bids on Twitter, Four Loko's new recipe, Free assault rifle with purchase of a truck, baby's fate is up to the internet, and the Beatles music released on iTunes.



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Emma Watson Eats Beard

11-16-2010 Emma Watson got a haircut, new robot may change Hollywood, man forced to eat his own beard...wheezy waiter?

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Dont bring a pillow to a gun fight

11-11-2010.  Man got shot twice in groin, Sherriff Deputy has sex on duty, pillow fights on plane, and other schtuff.



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Black Ops cant sing

11-9-2010 Girl freaks out while singing, 50 cent in new Keenan Cahill video, Antoine Dodson talks to George Lopez, and Call of Duty Black Ops is out and disappearing by the hundreds.

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Yoohoo has alcohol in it?!

11-4-2010 Walkman no longer made, new chocolate milk drink, baby falls from 7 stories, Lady GaGa class is available at South Carolina college, and stuff.

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The day Pontiac died

11-2-2010 The Day of the Dead, Pontiac goes out of business, FireSheep can access your accounts, Four Lokos drinks, and Google suing the US Government.

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Thriller

10-31-2010 The song Thriller is still popular, story about kid falling off of a car, former employee sues McDonalds, Courtney Love is still a wreck, and Zach Galifianakis smokes joint with Bill Maher.

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Witches and Marijuana

10-27-2010 Deer in pool, couple killed for witchcraft, medical marijuana drink, and limwire shutdown.

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Buffalo in pool goes to airport

10-25-2010 Buffalo falls in pool, man stays awake for 40 days, naked yoga, visit to the airport, apple store, and Microsoft Windows 8.

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Leave it to Somebody

10-21-2010 Mr. Cunningham and Mrs. Cleaver pass away, nude show on television, sex.com high bid, cheerleader don't want to shake her booty.

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On a Movie Set Topless

10-19-2010 Seeing the stars on the set of Wanderlust, Handless model goes topless, NES turns 25.

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Crazy Teacher doesn't burn Quran, wins car

10-15-2010 Boss Day, Teacher has beakdown in classroom, teen punished like Bert, New driver wrecks into DMV, Terry Jones gets a free car, and robots take over the world...eventually.


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Chilean Miners in my Dish

10-13-2010 Leave Justin Bieber alone, Transformer accident, Chilean miners rescued, and dish dropping fox

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Robot Cars invade California

10-11-2010 Mondays aren't so bad, Columbus Day, Robot cars invade California, commercial flight to space, and send me your ideas!

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The Cigar Guy wants an abortion?

10-9-2010 Woman impersonates a cop impersonating a hooker, football stars get high and snooze in drive thru, couple pushes surrogate to have an abortion, Jack Sparrow school mutiny, and the appearances by the cigar guy.

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Naked Cowboy slaps child into Volcano

10-6-2010 Episode of the Joe Somebody Show. The naked cowboy running for president, man slaps stranger's child, Geoff "Dangerman" Mackley goes viral in volcano.

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Greg Giraldo and Jesus

10-4-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show. Greg Giraldo passed away, Lord Jesus Christ III banned from library, New hotel in outer space, earth-like planet discovered, and Verizon pays users back for data they didn't mean to use.

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Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber

9-29-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show. Coffee Day, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail - in rehab, Justin Bieber has dolls, and lucky scratch off winner.



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Mark Zuckerberg Segway accident

9-28-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show. Zuckerberg making the big bucks, Owner of Segway company dies in Segway accident, and inmate that tried to commit suicide was executed.



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Facebook down aliens world kissing record

9-27-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show. Facebook crashed, UN to appoint point of contact for aliens, and world's longest kissing record broken.



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9-23-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show: Katy Perry too hot for Sesame Street

9-23-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show. Katy Perry too sexy for Sesame Street, America getting fatter, Facebook phone in the works, Bing rewarding users, Blockbuster declared bankruptcy, and new Harry Potter movie coming soon.

I tried not to laugh...

I ran across this artile about a chilli contest.  The reaction of the third judge each time is halarious.  I busted out laughing and embarassed myself in a public place.  click here to read it.

9-22-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show: Discovery sues Deadliest Catch

 The discovery channel suing stars of Deadliest Catch, fake surgeon causes near fatal infection, twitter got hacked, and Carol Brady flashes TV audience. Remember to subscribe to my channel and follow me on Facebook and Twitter!

Twitter Hacked!

Well, its been exploited.  Apparently there is a "bug" which allows "onMouseOver" javascript code to execute a command when your cursor passes over a particular portion of the screen.  Some commands have been launching third-party websites (including porn) and other annoying things.  Twitter has not officially recognized the security flaw. However, it is advised to not use twitter by logging into the web interface.  The "bug" apparently has no affect on twitter apps or services such as TweetDeck.  If you have a tweet with the "bug", it should be deleted by using one of the alternate methods.

IE9: Taking the plunge.

Well, I decided to go ahead and take the plunge with Internet Explorer Version 9 (beta). 

As I download the 2.37MB file from Microsoft’s website, I cant help but think to myself, "that’s it?  That's the whole install?"  Then quickly that theory is shot down as my pc begins to download and install "required updates."  I'm optimistic about Microsoft’s ability to make a quality product.  I have tried several browsers over the years (including: Google chrome, Netscape navigator, Opera, and Firefox) but somehow I've always come back to IE.  Granted Microsoft is not usually the leader in new features, they do seem to offer a certain amount of accountability to the web browser game.

After the required updates, IE9 finished installing and of course required a reboot of the PC.  When I arrived back at my desktop, there was but a subtle change to the classic blue “e” icon.  It’s a slightly lighter shade of blue!  The first launch of the browser seemed fairly quick.  The first thing I noticed was a bar at the bottom of the screen that said “Speed up startup and browsing by disabling add-ons.”  I decided to follow the advice and checkout the add-ons I had running.  The only thing that I noted about my add-ons was that the AVG safe search add-on was listed with a red symbol showing that it was slowing down the startup of the browser by more than a second. 

My first impression of the browser is how similar it looks to Google Chrome.  It has a new, simpler, light-weight design.  I also notice that the search provider box that was previously on the right hand side is gone.  That’s because Microsoft integrated the search function into the address bar in IE9.  Interestingly enough, by upgrading my browser that had Google as the default search provider, IE did not reset it back to Bing, though Bing was added as a secondary search provider.

The tabbed browsing now shares space with the address bar instead of each being on their own line.  The buttons on the right hand side of the screen are also somewhat different.  Previously the button selection included home, rss, email, and print buttons followed by Page, Safety, Tools, and help menus.  This has all been consolidated into three buttons:  Home, Favorites, and Tools.  All the file, print, zoom, and safety options are now accessed by clicking the Tools button.

My over all experience with IE9 has been great.  The speed is impressive as well as the compatibility with new web standards and is sleek, modern feel.  IE9 Beta is available for download here.

9-18-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show: Chip Foose autographing youtube instant

Magical Streamys Remix

I ran across this video the other day when i was looking up autotune remixes. I dont know why but its been stuck in my head ever since. Just cant get it out of my head...

9-16-2010 Episode of The Joe Somebody Show

Pot smoking toddler, Craigslist changes, and Bobby Cox in a corn maze.

9-15-2010 Episode of the Joe Somebody Show

GoogleMe, Google Spies, Google Family Safe Center, Mel Gibson

9-14-2010 episode of The Joe Somebody Show.

Jen's in GA, Gaga's PETA unfriendly dress, and revirginification FTW!

Wow. Fast Jeep Rebuild.

A crew from the Canadian Army strips down a jeep to the bone and rebuilds it in under 4 minutes! Shot in Halifax, Nova Scotia.Click here to see the video

Things like this never happened to me

Police are investigating an incident where hundreds of Pennsylvania high school students were accidentally shown X-rated pictures during a high school assembly. Click here for the video.

Crappy Car Show

Sue me I'm on fire

No lights and Britney Spears

Money is happiness: a video response

The House, new processor, trapped without pay

Yesterday, puppies, and the ZD710

Day One